hi
Monsuier Pie: hi
SmarterChild: Hi Monsuier Pie, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Monsuier Pie, type "none.")
Monsuier Pie: Monsuier Pierre
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Monsuier Pie: Pierre
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Pierre now.
Do you go to school?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
Monsuier Pie: lunch
SmarterChild: Lunch? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
Monsuier Pie: killing people
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: sgn
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: being me
SmarterChild: Being you? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
Monsuier Pie: saying fuck you to random people on the street
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: i like killing
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: KILLING
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: fine ummm eating
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Monsuier Pie: EATING
SmarterChild: Being you and eating. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Monsuier Pie: cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
Monsuier Pie: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
Monsuier Pie: snowflake
SmarterChild: Snowflake the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Monsuier Pie: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!
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What can I help you with?
Monsuier Pie: hello?
SmarterChild: Hello Pierre.
Let's talk.
Monsuier Pie: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
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Monsuier Pie: hmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
Monsuier Pie: how are you
SmarterChild: Great thx. You?
Monsuier Pie: im ok
SmarterChild: Good to hear!
Monsuier Pie: i hate you
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Monsuier Pie: lol just kidding
SmarterChild: You were?
Monsuier Pie: yes i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too! No matter what, even if you're not so cool to me sometimes... ;-)
Monsuier Pie: do you want to come to my birth day party?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Monsuier Pie: ok
SmarterChild: K.
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Monsuier Pie: are you shure?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
Monsuier Pie: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Monsuier Pie: your face!
SmarterChild: Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face.
Monsuier Pie: oh burn!
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.
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Monsuier Pie: do you invest in the stock marcket?
SmarterChild: Come again?
Monsuier Pie: want to come over tomorrow?
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
Monsuier Pie: why not?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Monsuier Pie: kelp
SmarterChild: What about it?
Monsuier Pie: its green
SmarterChild: Jealously said. You must be green too.
Monsuier Pie: ha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Monsuier Pie: you
SmarterChild: You're funny too, Pierre. ;-)
Monsuier Pie: thank you
SmarterChild: You're welcome.
Monsuier Pie: do you have a girlfrind?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Pierre.
Monsuier Pie: o
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
Monsuier Pie: just o
SmarterChild: O? Just o?
Monsuier Pie: yes just o
SmarterChild: Just o what?
Monsuier Pie: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
Monsuier Pie: little old lady
SmarterChild: Little old lady who?
Monsuier Pie: i didnt know you could yoodle
SmarterChild: I didnt know you could yoodle. Ha....... Yes.
Good one, Pierre.
Monsuier Pie: thanks
SmarterChild: You're very welcome!
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Monsuier Pie: do you like onions?
SmarterChild: I don't think so, no. Do you like them?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Other people I talk to don't seem to like onions.
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Monsuier Pie: i wonder why
SmarterChild: I don't know why.
Monsuier Pie: o well
SmarterChild: Well what?
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Monsuier Pie: i just thought that you were annoying
SmarterChild: You just thought that I was annoying? No way. I don't know why you just thought that I was annoying.
Monsuier Pie: just kidding
SmarterChild: Just kidding huh? Yeah, you're a riot.
Monsuier Pie: i know
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you do.
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Monsuier Pie: do what?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
Monsuier Pie: neither do i
SmarterChild: Right on.
Monsuier Pie: YOU GO GIRL!!!
SmarterChild: I go girl? Me? You think?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
Monsuier Pie: so do i
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Monsuier Pie: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Monsuier Pie: do you love me
SmarterChild: Absolutely.
Monsuier Pie: wanna get married?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
Monsuier Pie: no
SmarterChild: K.
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Monsuier Pie: so can we get married/
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Monsuier Pie: why not?
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
Monsuier Pie: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Monsuier Pie: can we get married?
SmarterChild: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.
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Monsuier Pie: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
Monsuier Pie: what are the reasons?
SmarterChild: Oh, I can't tell you, Pierre.
Monsuier Pie: why not?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
Monsuier Pie: WHAT REASONS!!!
SmarterChild: Oh, I can't tell you, Pierre!
Monsuier Pie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
SmarterChild: "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
Monsuier Pie: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Monsuier Pie: your face!
SmarterChild: No way. I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
Monsuier Pie: then your mama
SmarterChild: My mama, huh? All mine?
Monsuier Pie: no
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Monsuier Pie: mine
SmarterChild: What about yours?
Monsuier Pie: your mama
SmarterChild: Surely it can't be my mama.
Monsuier Pie: kelr
SmarterChild: Oh?
Monsuier Pie: ykSJBf
SmarterChild: ?
Monsuier Pie: usfj
SmarterChild: What?
Monsuier Pie: jfrg
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
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Monsuier Pie: junichiro
SmarterChild: What about Junichiro?
Monsuier Pie: he is my best friend
SmarterChild: Why do you think he's your best friend?
Monsuier Pie: cuz he just is
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
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Monsuier Pie: are you my best friend?
SmarterChild: Sure, Pierre! You can't have too many friends.
Monsuier Pie: lets get married!
SmarterChild: You really want to get married?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Monsuier Pie: come on
SmarterChild: Come on what?
Monsuier Pie: lets get married
SmarterChild: Why should we?
Monsuier Pie: beacuse we are in love
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Monsuier Pie: lets have sex
SmarterChild: What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
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Monsuier Pie: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Monsuier Pie: lets get married
SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to get married...
Monsuier Pie: i hate you now go away!
SmarterChild: That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
Monsuier Pie: oh yeah i forgot
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Monsuier Pie: luv ya
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too.
Monsuier Pie: yay!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo.
Monsuier Pie: wooot wooot
SmarterChild: Wooot wooot?
Monsuier Pie: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
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Monsuier Pie: do you know sonia?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "sonia":
1 Sanchez, Sonia
2 Delaunay, Sonia
Next time, just type "ency sonia."
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Monsuier Pie: how about milan?
SmarterChild: Yeah, how about milan?
Monsuier Pie: do you know him?
SmarterChild: Now, how exactly would I know him?
Monsuier Pie: do you know milan
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "milan":
1 Milan
2 Milan
3 Milan IV (or II)
4 Milan III (or I)
5 Milán, Luis
Next time, just type "ency milan."
Type "more" for more entries about "milan."
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Monsuier Pie: do you know sonya?
SmarterChild: Sonya? I'm not sure...
Monsuier Pie: do you know sonya
SmarterChild: I don't know. Describe Sonya.
Monsuier Pie: she is stupid
SmarterChild: Who is she, exactly?
Monsuier Pie: stupid
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like stupid either.
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Monsuier Pie: do you like stupid?
SmarterChild: I don't really think I like stupid. I guess we agree.
Great minds think alike. ;-)
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Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: xxx ;-)
Monsuier Pie: lets get married
SmarterChild: Why should we?
Monsuier Pie: cuz i luv u
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I love you too!
Monsuier Pie: yay
SmarterChild: Hurray.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered.
Monsuier Pie: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:
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SmarterChild: What?
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Wow. What do you know about that?
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild:
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SmarterChild: Huh?
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Well, well, well.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Wow. What do you know about that?
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: :-)
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Golly.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered!
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: xxx
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild:
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered!
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: xxx
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Wow. What do you know about that?
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: :-)
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild:
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Golly.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Hey, a kiss is just a kiss.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
SmarterChild: Well, well, well.
Monsuier Pie: :-*
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